Occupy… Your Dick!

16 Oct

Yes, that is an Occupy-Wall-Street-themed condom. Yes, it exists for realzies. Cuz you got to have something to fuck all those “hot chicks” with! The company making these should look into getting it made the official condom of Occupy Wall Street, seeing as they’re already handing out free condoms for the occupiers.

We won’t be screwed! We will come first!

The dudes leading this movement couldn’t have said it better themselves.

16 Responses to “Occupy… Your Dick!”

  1. FCM October 16, 2011 at 2:53 pm #

    omg! gross.

    funny how none of them will ever make the obvious connection between “occupy” and “colonize” no matter how obvious things like a fucking CONDOM make it. hello!

    • lishra October 16, 2011 at 2:58 pm #

      I know, right?! They’ll be putting radfem analysis on their dicks – literally – and not even know it. The mind, it boggles.

  2. FCM October 16, 2011 at 2:59 pm #

    from the website:

    Occupy Condoms! Why? Whether or not you agree with the “demands” of the Occupy Wall Street movement that is sweeping the U.S., one thing is for sure; lots of people out there are tired of feeling screwed. Occupy Condoms say it all in a neat little package while affording young protestors the protection they need to stay safe in the passionate frenzy that is social protest.

    Occupy Condoms are sold at a 70% discount to demonstrate our support for social change and the virtuous pursuit of equality for all. Mostly, we didn’t think it cool to be capitalizing quite so blatantly on a protest movement that itself is concerned about unscrupulous profiteering. So, we’ll just hope for some good buzz and a small amount of unscrupulous profits.

    Contact Condomania to request free Occupy Condoms for the Occupy Movement in your city!

    because PIV is *not* a patriarchal institution and *doesnt* harm women and support male power! yes thats it! if we say it enough times, maybe it will become true.

  3. FCM October 16, 2011 at 3:01 pm #

    wow i totally screwed up that html. like, beyond. go me!

  4. DaveSquirrel October 16, 2011 at 3:11 pm #

    Yes, it exists for realzies.

  5. lishra October 16, 2011 at 3:14 pm #

    Oh, the puns… they hurt. But I’ll do it anyway…

    “Occupy Wall Street condoms: because it’s a fucking revolution ©”

  6. DaveSquirrel October 17, 2011 at 3:39 am #

    After the initial shock wore off a bit, I was able to come up with a slightly more coherent response (left at Parallel’s blog):

    Bloody hell, dudes can’t even do social revolution without thinking about their dicks.

  7. Sargasso Sea October 17, 2011 at 6:25 am #

    The fist is what bothers me so much…

  8. womononajourney October 17, 2011 at 4:24 pm #

    Thank you for letting us women know about this, Lishra.I wish they would interview you or another radfem on Democracy Now. They’re willing to condemn violent protestors in Rome but not misogyny.And they played a speech by Julian Rapist Assange today. Gag.

    • lishra October 20, 2011 at 1:50 am #

      I kind of can’t stand watching Democracy Now anymore because of how they love Assange. Plus, when Amy Goodman was interviewing Naomi Wolf and Jaclyn Friedman last year about the rape allegations against him, even *she* kept peddling that BS about the only issue being that he didn’t use a condom. So much for real journalism with that…

  9. BK October 19, 2011 at 6:27 pm #

    Wow. Just. wow….

    • Sherry November 5, 2011 at 7:40 am #

      The implied hierarchy here is intense. “We” = men, won’t be screwed = by institutions we’ve created, and to prove such “we” will screw women. (So, I wonder, what do “we” want to do with the 1% women that screwing doesn’t take care of?)


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