Feminists Don’t Have a Sense of Humor?

Lyrics below the fold. . .

Nellie McKay, “Mother of Pearl”

Feminists don’t have a sense of humor
Feminists just want to be alone (boo-hoo)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They have a tumor on their funny bone

They say child molestation isn’t funny
Rape and degradation’s just a crime (lighten up, ladies)
Rampant prostitution, sex for money (what’s wrong with that?)
Can’t these chicks do anything but whine

Dance break
Woo-hoo!
(Yeah, take it off!)

They say cheap objectification isn’t witty (it’s hot)
Equal work and wage is worth the fight (sing us a new one)
On demand abortion, every city (okay, but no gun control)
Won’t these women ever get a life

Feminists don’t have a sense of humor (poor Hilary)
Feminists and vegetarians (make mine a Big Mac)
Feminists spread vicious lies and rumor
They’re far too sensitive to ever be a ham
That’s why these feminists just need to find a man