I got a friend request on Facebook recently. (Oh, my basically blank, useless Facebook account.) The request comes from a guy I was good friends with in 4th grade. He now works at a porn shop. I know, right? Anyway, his public profile photo is of him – at work – getting a faux blow job from the woman who played “Serra Paylin” in that well-publicized porn film from a couple years ago. He’s giving a thumbs up in the photo, which weirdly reminded me of the Abu Ghraib torture photos. I know, right?
Safe to say, the dude shall be ignored. (Where can I get that on a t-shirt?)
Against All Evidence 
I’ve been wanting to get a “I’d rather be cockblocking johns” shirt made, maybe we can twofer.
Heh… that’s awesome. To the local screen printing shop!