Does My Ass Look Good in These Shoes?

23 Dec

The current trend of shoes that “shape up” your legs and butt has resulted in a number of awful ads recently. This is the newest addition.


Brooke Burke: This year for the holidays, I’m giving my mom better legs. I’m giving my brother a tighter core. My cousin. . . better posture. And my sister, a cuter butt. And now, my man. . . this year, he’s getting a sexier me. I’m getting everybody Sketcher’s Shape-ups. Why? Because they really work. Step into your new body, with Sketcher’s Shape-ups.

The most disturbing part is what she gives “her man”. His gift is her body.

Your relationship: now with prostitution!

2 Responses to “Does My Ass Look Good in These Shoes?”

  1. Aileen Wuornos December 24, 2010 at 12:08 am #

    Jeeeezzzzuz fucking christ. I used to think Sneakers made some dope kicks, but I don’t think I’ll be buying from them anymore.

  2. Rainbow Riot December 26, 2010 at 11:49 am #

    Ugh. I have been muting those damn commercials. The first time I saw the one you posted, I thought I had heard incorrectly. I thought maybe she said something else. But no, her gift to her man is her body. A “sexier” her. An upgraded version, as it were. Fuckbot 2.1! Disgusting. And what’s with giving her family “new” bodies? I mean, who thinks about their relatives that way? “Oh, well, sis’s ass looks too big, and she must know and also care that it looks socially unacceptable, so I’m going to buy her these shoes that will make it look sexy. I’m such a great sister! I care what my sibling’s ass looks like! Nothing else matters in this family except having attractive relatives!” Creepy?

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